the necks of Dukies.

Mad at UK. This upcoming season is only gonna make you madder man.

Just let it go.

John gonna make you madder.

A.D. gonna make you madder.

Cuz gonna make you madder.

Kanter gonna make you madder.

E-Bled gonna make you madder.

and the list goes on and on.

Shit you probably gonna even tune into a Suns game and see Goodwin stunting and say to yourself, "Why can't Austin do that?"

I know dude.

Then the Tournament. You gonna be mad. "Cal don't coach. He just rolls the balls out."

Mad.

Then the draft gonna come. Randle gonna go before Jabari. You gonna be HOT.

HOTTER than you already are at Young Juju.

And don't even get me started on James Young, The Twins, Poy Boy, and WCS.

This shit only gets worst from here on out.

You're better off ejecting and landing on Warren Coolidge Island and battling with him to see if Jabari is better than Kyle Anderson.