REVIEW

KHAILFA BIN ZAYED AL NAHYAN 93.24, DR. BYRON 90.28

BOTH THESE EMO TEACHERS DIDN’T EVEN SCORE 94 POINTS. THE ONE WITH MORE POINTS PROLLY DIDN’T WATCH ANY FOOTBALL BECAUSE HE WAS READING AND THE OTHER WAS PROBABLY FACEDOWN IN A DOG. NOT ONLY WOULD JUICE NOT APPROVE OF THIS EMO RUSSELL BRAND LIKE PATHETIC PERFORMANCE BUT HE ALSO WOULD NOT BE THRILLED WITH THE DR WASTING HIS SUNDAY VACUUMING TO THE NEIGHBOORHOOD.

JUGGALO OF THE GAME: CHICKEN HUNTER COB
EMO QUEEN: DR FOR STARTING PIERCE

ERNIE2DOPE 131.76, HINDSIGHT5198 106.98

ANY EMO, BACKPACK WEARING, JABAWOCKEEZ FAN THAT LETS EARN BEAT YOU IN SOMETHING DESERVES TO HAVE THEIR RAMEN STOLEN. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR AUCUSTIC MUMFORD AND SONS SET WHILE YOUR QB BARELY OUTSCORED YOUR KICKER.

JUGGALO OF THE GAME: EDDIE LACY
EMO QUEEN: EARN

CHINESE BOL 131.48, MOD 138.30

EVEN IF THIS EMO BOL PLAYED EARN HE WOULDA LOST, THAT’S GOTTA SUCK MORE THAN FINDING OUT WAL MART IS OUT OF BEEF RAMEN. I’LL NEVER GET RIDING YOUR BIKE TO WORK CUZ YOU WANT TO, I’VE RODE MINE TO 7-11 FOR YEARS BUT IF I COULD DRIVE I WOULD. LOSERS.

JUGGALO OF THE GAME: DEANDRE HOPKINS
EMO QUEEN: DARRIUS HEYWARD-BEY

SARA 113.16, JUGGAGOAT 127.88

JUGGAGOAT TURNED OFF HIS OF MONSTERS AND MAN VYNIL JUST IN TIME TO SEND SHARH TO EMO&2. WE HAVENT HEARD FROM THE RHOLUMBUS PIONEER SINCE AND REALLY WHO CARES!! THIS BATTLE OF ARGYLE AND CHIPSOFMICRO WAS NOTHING BUT A TRUE JUGGALO BEATIN DOWN THE LOWER EMO CLASS.

JUGGALO OF THE GAME: ANDY DALTON
EMO QUEEN: ANDY MILONAKIS

ROBERT 127.10, VINER 119.3

I THINK KC BEAT THE GUY FROM PTP BUT I HAVE NO CLUE WHO ETHER ONE OF THESE CLEARLY EMO DUDES ARE. I BET THEY LOVE WOODY ALLEN MOVIES AND VACUUM A LOT THOUGH. THEY CERTAINTLY DON’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT WINNING. WINNING WITH AARON RODGERS IS LIKE LOSING WITH LAMAR MILLER OR FUCKING A CASHIER AT DOLLAR TREE: NOT THAT HARD. IM SURE THE EMO PLAYWRIGHT VINED ABOUT HOW GOOD HE WAS IN HIS OTHER LEAGUE THOUGH SO ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL.

JUGGALO OF THE GAME: JUGGALO JONES
EMO QUEEN: OWNING 4 DOLPHINS

GAME OF LAST WEEK

VICTORIOUS VIOLENT CEEJ 97.52, LL 91.48

THAT EMO BITCH FROM PITTSBURGH JUST KEEPS ADDING UP THE LS AT THE END OF HIS NAME. HE SHOULD BE PROFESSIONALLLLLLLLLLLLL BY WEEK 5. POWERED BY A DOUBLE ORDER OF CHICKEN RAMEN I RECORDED A FRANCHISE HIGH IN POINTS AND SENT HIM TO THE CERE SECTION OF THE STANDINGS: BELOW I AND WARREN. I HOPE HE DIDN’T BREAK HIS TAPE DECK ON MONDAY NIGHT.

JUGGALO OF THE GAME: DAVID WILSON
EMO QUEEN: STATE OF PENCILVEINYA

EMO STANDINGS

WHY WOULD I PUT THE STANDING HERE? ALL YOU EMO POSTERS ARE SIGNED UP, CLEAN YOUR BLACKED RIMMED GLASSES AND LOOK YOURSELF.

WAIVERS
VIOLENT CEEJ WINS THE WEEK AND NED STARK COSTED ABOUT 6000 CASES OF RAMEN TOO MUCH. EMO PANIC BUTTON WAS HIT THERE.

PREVIEW

HINDSIGHT VS VINER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRS1BfAlysI
COPY AND PASTE VS. SINGING AND DANCING. CHICKEN RAMEN VS. LAMP RAMEN. PIRATES OF PENZANSE VS. PIRATES OF ECU. THE EMO WITH LAMAR MILLER WILL ULTIMATELY NOT HAVE THE LAST SONG.

BYRON VS ROBERT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoHu2oTuie0
IF THE DOCTOR GOES TO 0-3 WHICH HE WILL HE WILL BE RELEGATED TO WATCHING 106 & EMO WHILE ROBERT WILL START HIS SUPERBOWL GAME PLANE VES GOAT.

MOD VS. LLL
THIS LOST IS GONNA COST HIM 35 POINTS. GONNA BE HARD TO WALK DANCE ON REGGIES GRAVE WHEN YOURE BARIED TTOO. 3-0 BY DEFAYLT SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED.

CHINESE BOL VS. JUGGAGOAT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s28ISo0kz0E
ACUMEN, SIRRACHA 2 THINGS NEEDED FOR GREAT RAMEN. IF I WASN’T IN THIS LEAGUE THIS WOULD BE THE EMO MATCHUP OF THE WEEK. INSTEAD, JUGGAGOAT GOES TO 3-0

NEXT GUT TO BEAT SARAH VS. I DON’T TALK AFTER GETTING SMOKED
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDpYYj0jdx0
IF SARAH CAN KEEP U2 OFF HIS HEADPHONES LONG ENOUGH HE MIGHT WIN. UNFORTUNATELY HE WILL BE TOO BUSY VACUUMING TO BEAT THE ASIACTIC TRANSPLANT WARRIOR. ANOTHER QUIET EMO WEEK ON THE BOARDS FROM MISTER ROUBMUS HEMSLEF.

JUGGALO SHOWDOWN OF THE WEEK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twPupwsitFA
SOMETIMES WHEN YOU’RE DOWN WITH CLOWN YOU GOTTA HAVE A SHOWDOWN. THIS WEEK ONE JUGG MADE TOO MANY SUPERIOR MOVES TO NOT GO TO 2-1, SEEIN ERNIE LOSE IN PERSON IS TOO MUCH FUN. ONE JUGG NEEDS TO GO BACK TO THE LAB, GET HIS COINS UP TO PAY HIS TAB. THIS CLOWN STAYS DOWN WITH JUGGS,HE DONT WASTE TIME CLEANIN UP AFTER PUGGS.THE TOP CHICKEN HUNTIN TANDEM IS DIVIDED THIS WEEK, IT WONT TAKE MUCH FOR VIOLENT CEEJ TO EXTEND THIS VICTOURIOUS STREAK. THE EXCUSES WILL COME BY MONDAY NIGHT, NO NEED TO WORRY, BEIN EMO IS ALWAYS A SCARY SIGHT. IF YOURE BAFFLED BY THE JUGGSTAPOSTION OF CLOWN WITH THIS MUCH KNOWLEDGE WE CAN TAKE YOU THE FARMS BEAT YOUR ASS JUGG STYLE BY A DROP OUT OF COMMUNITY COLLEGE. TO ALL YOU EMO BITCHES NOT DOWN WITH THE CLOWN, I GOT TOO WORDS FOR YOU ALL.

*DROPS PLASTIC SPORK*