I swear I turned CBSSN on about 15 minutes before kickoff without the sound on & was like 'why the fuck they got Nature Boy in studio?'.

That was just odd.

This is the least excited I've been for a Trojan season since I've lived in L.A.

Possibly because Kiffin has the Trojans 'BACK LIKE PAUL HACK'(c)Juelz with this rotating QB arrangement he's threatening bringing back bad memories of the YoungCarson/MikeVanRaap era.

Cody Kessler taking the first snap of the season & handing off to Tre Madden?

Two movement penalties on the first drive?

Dinking, dunking, basic runs trying to creep down the field against Hawaii?

Still going for it on fourth-down & 4/5 yards like we're playing Madden, do they still not have a kicker?

And there's Marquise Lee's first target & drop to end the drive.

This could be a tough season but maybe in the end that's what they need to get Lane out.

and do a toss-sweep to the backup running back.

Well, at least we know they got a field-goal kicker now.

I'm writing this as I'm currently watching Tre Madden get stuffed at the goal line but I honestly think they might simply talent themselves to 10 wins this year. Their schedule is about as soft as you'll see for SC, I mean they miss Oregon this year, their toughest non-ND OOC opponent is freakin Utah St., and they get Stanford and UCLA at home.

Kiff at least made the right choice starting Kessler. And Pendergast is a good fit for your defensive personnel, he knows the conference and he won't be the out of touch embarrassment that Monte was. They're gonna at least score some points with Lee and Agholor out there.

Really your best chance at getting Kiffin fired (which I think is your goal) is if they just start getting blown out in the back half of their schedule. Cause I don't see them losing more than maybe 1 in the first half. At ASU, ND, and Oregon St. will tell a lot. If they look bad in those, things could really go downhill, but if they manage to get out of that unscathed, they'd be a real tough opponent for Stanford and UCLA to end the season.

but I agree this schedule is 'easy' by the usual standards.

I don't really expect anyone to run away from you in these games, but the offense might be surprisingly shitty. Never been a big Silas Redd guy and yall OL haven't look too good to start this game. I don't really see SC's rich alum being happy at all if they win 8 with this schedule, Kiffin really needs to crack 10 wins to have a chance of saving his job.

Leonard WIlliams is a beast, this Cravens kid already has his first pick.

This offense is ass outside the receivers though & that's the easiest thing to take away if the rest sucks.

And with that safety, I'm off to drop someone at LAX.

I can't believe the score is 5-2 Hawaii.

When did Tedford become the SC OC?

Del Rio should have that job right today...

Norm Chow getting that payback.

before that pick-six.

The SC offense is horrid but I gotta say at least we got rid of the Kiffin on D & may he please bless the Dallas Cowboys' with a unit comparable to his Trojan ones.

And I'm a person who's contractually obligated to hate USC but this is unwatchable.

score gets announced on the broadcast, he looks at me & goes:

'did he just say it's 5-3?!?'

*sigh-chuckle* "yup."

'how the fuck does that happen?'

"they just need to get a pitch to drive once they have a runner on & they're right back in this thing."

that's guaranteed to go 35 yards." what in the hell does that even mean.

he's adding another compelling layer to this shitshow.

I mean, off the top of my head, I have like 15 channels broadcasting live football games (ESPN, CBS when TWC gets it back, NBC, ABC, FOX, ESPN2, FS1, Fox Sports West/Prime, ESPNU, CBS Sports which I still get for some reason, NFL Network, Pac-12 Network, NBC Sports, FX, TWC SportsNet... and I'm on a pretty basic cable plan)... plus consider on a busy college football Saturday, most of these channels are gonna broadcast 2-3 games. Are we simply gonna run out of good announcers? I expect at least the big channels will have at least 1 or 2 good teams, but there can't be that many good ones left for the rest of the channels, right?

>I mean, off the top of my head, I have like 15 channels
>broadcasting live football games (ESPN, CBS when TWC gets it
>back, NBC, ABC, FOX, ESPN2, FS1, Fox Sports West/Prime, ESPNU,
>CBS Sports which I still get for some reason, NFL Network,
>Pac-12 Network, NBC Sports, FX, TWC SportsNet... and I'm on a
>pretty basic cable plan)... plus consider on a busy college
>football Saturday, most of these channels are gonna broadcast
>2-3 games. Are we simply gonna run out of good announcers? I
>expect at least the big channels will have at least 1 or 2
>good teams, but there can't be that many good ones left for
>the rest of the channels, right?

Which brings me to Pete Carroll's poison coaching tree that he spawned while at SC.

Chow 3-9

Holt 5-18

Kiffin 32-19 (not counting his 5-15 with the Raiders)

Orgeron 10-25

Sarkisian 26-25

Chow wasn't even a good OC after he left SC. This Hawaii offense and their QB is terrible.