>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXtw5xG_SyU
>^^^Theme Music, Every Good Hero Should Have Some.(c)Jack
>Spade
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>Already?
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>Already.
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>HAHAHAAAHAHAAAHHAAAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHHHAAAHAA(c)Damon-Dash-Pool-Hall-Forcefully-Loud-Fake-Laugh
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>HAA-HAA! Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-c-h-c...(c)Flavor
>Flav
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>Not even the first preseason game before these pussies start
>trying to Kelly-proof the course like Tiger in his
>prime?!!?!?
>
>I mean I know they been pretty shook since Draft Day when Jeff
>Ireland crapped his khakis trading up for a skinny project
>Duck pass-rusher Kelly was never gonna take & by doing so
>gift-wrapped us our left tackle for the coming decade.
>
>But this shit right here? Preliminary strikes against a dude
>who never coached NFL football a day his life?!?
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>Yo.
>
>Ayo.
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>http://oi44.tinypic.com/jg30no.jpg
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>"Ayo Chip, I don't understand this man!
>Yo, they say we gotta slow down man, we losing them!"
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>http://25.media.tumblr.com/c6bb3c201590c3c8b47250ec1dfa9089/tumblr_mn5s10Vv3I1s5ydx4o1_400.gif
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>"Yo CHIP! yeah man!
>Yo you got em runnin' scared!"
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>
>Read & weep for this sad flock of sheep:
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>
>http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9521983/refs-force-chip-kelly-philadelphia-eagles-slow-down
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>NFL referees might put the brakes on Chip Kelly's high-octane
>offense with the Philadelphia Eagles this season.
>
>Whether Kelly's fast-paced attack would work as well at the
>professional level as it did in college was one of the most
>intriguing questions heading into this season. However, NFL
>rules likely will force Kelly to make adjustments.
>
>
>"We have to make sure teams understand that they don't control
>the tempo, our officials do," NFL vice president of
>officiating Dean Blandino told The Wall Street Journal. "We're
>going through our normal ball mechanics, we aren't going to
>rush it's in the two minute drill."
>
>Under Kelly, Oregon ran 1,077 plays in just 13 games last
>season (82.8 per game), according to ESPN Stats & Information.
>Amazingly, that would have ranked seventh (just two total
>plays behind the Eagles' 1,079) in the NFL's 16-game schedule
>last season. The New England Patriots led the NFL with 1,191
>plays last season (74.4 per game).
>
>Kelly wants to run a play every 12 seconds, so he gets the
>Eagles ready for it in practice, even having assistants
>calling in plays via elaborate hand signals from the
>sidelines. The Eagles run a ton of plays, move around quickly
>and don't spend much time waiting, doing nothing.
>
>Blandino told the newspaper that he has told each team's
>coaching staff, however, that teams will not be able to snap
>the ball until a referee gives the signal. He said the NFL's
>competition committee made it a point to "re-emphasize" that
>NFL rules differ from college after several NFL teams used
>up-tempo attacks last season.
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>Blandino told the newspaper that when he met with Kelly, the
>coach didn't display any "overconcern" when told about the
>differences between NFL and college rules.
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>NFL rules also state that a defense must be allowed to make
>substitutions if the offense substitutes its own players, no
>matter how quickly the offense makes its changes. Blandino
>told The Journal that the referee will stand over the ball to
>ensure that it is not snapped before the defense is set.
>