2204708, He's like three tweets away from personally pouring Dwight
Posted by Marauder21, Mon Jul-01-13 11:18 PM
a styrofoam cup of sizzurp.
LOL @ painting Houston as a lawless, baby-mama-knocking-up-and-ditching, driving-while-texting post-apocalyptic hellscape as a way to get Dwight Howard to sign (I 100% support seeing him sign with Houston for these reasons, btw.)
But really, Dwight Howard's Greatest Press Conferences, Screwed & Chopped, Vol. 1. Someone do it.
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