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Topic subjectNaw, I'm going to have to sit u down and teach a lesson.
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2270976, Naw, I'm going to have to sit u down and teach a lesson.
Posted by Orbit_Established, Tue Dec-03-13 03:33 PM


This is unacceptable.

>which you have FAILED to do, dogg. PG is playing himself
>further away from your arbitrary classification with each
>game.

LOL.

Wilt Chamberlain and Javelle fucking McGee are in the same
clade, nigga.

ALL players in a clade. It ain't got shit to do with
HOW GOOD YOU ARE.

You see, Ba, when you rid yourself of silly ass rankings
and comparisons, you can just sit back and observe and
organize players based on structure, or skills or body type or
personality or whatever you want.

You are smart enough to know that, and you know what
I'm getting at. You just MISSED IT because you flew in here
off the handle, MAD.

It was a perfectly fun opportunity, and y'all ruined it
because I'm Orbit_Established and I hurt someone's (not your)
feelings back in the day.

Half this board mad at something I did back in 2007, nigga.

And this board full of sensitive, introverted nerds, which is
fine, but YOU aren't. You're an actual person. Read the post
and understand it, because right now you sound bitter and mad
like that one nigga from PTP who stalked me in REAL LIFE because
I ruined his love of QT movies.


>no, they don't. suggesting that PG is descendant of derrick
>mcckey is flat out dumb.

That's err...not actually what I said.

I said McKey is an fairly visible prototype. As in, if a
nigga didn't know much about hoop, and you wanted to tell
them, you'd say "You know, like Derrick McKey."

Has nothing to do with actual descent, because inheritance
doesn't work that way in basketball--99% of today's wing
players watched Jordan and Kobe, so they're all
Jordan/Kobe "descendents" by the real definition of "descendent."


he plays nothing like him. their
>don't share the same level of athleticism or passion for the
>game.

Good grief.

>lotta stuff on this board coulda been fun....like the thread
>that started all this. it coulda came and went. but, who got
>mad?

Bwhahhahaahaaha. "Started all this."

You made an agenda post. I make them all the time. They
are fun.

THIS post wasn't an agenda post, because there are ZERO
agendas in there.

I wrote all these FIVE YEARS AGO, nigga, and was literally
offered money to give 'em up. I didn't, because I'd rather
pop shit on message boards. I posted this ONE because I was
using the "Nyquil" language, thought it would be a fun time
to spin it off. I EXPLICITLY didn't say anything negative about
Paul George in the definition because the definition predated
Paul George being old enough to vote.

That's why that one nigga above replied to my Jerome Kersey
clade like "Uhh....why the fuck y'all ain't laughing."

I don't know if this is funny or not. Don't care. Y'all
are funny for a living.

But he's right--y'all didn't respond because you're mad.
If you're not mad, you'd at least have fun with it.

>so, something can exhibit properties of another thing(s) and
>STILL be CLASSIFIED as something else entirely? again, based
>on YOUR definition, i can make a case for ANY player in NBA
>history being Cold Medicine.

Baba-

That's why we discuss race, and gender, and what the fuck
an electron is exactly -- boundaries are always blurry.
Understanding boundaries between categories is arguably
the defining intellectual challenge of Homo sapiens.

But y'all wanna get mad at me for calling Paul George a
"Nyquil?"

LMAO -- listen to yourselves.


>oh.
>
>>Same goes for "tall point guards" or "point guardus elaminus
>>(fat point guards, as defined by me...again, this could have
>>been a lot of fun)."

>yeah, i don't remember those. how do they differ?

I never got to really define "Point guardus Elaminus,"
again, because you niggas got mad before we got into
the even more fun part of the discussion.

They are obviously named after Khalid El-Amin.

(They aren't *descendents* of Khalid El-Amin, because no
nigga who isn't a fat, 5'8 super muslim patterned their
actual game after Khalid El Amin. But he is a fairly notable
example.)



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