Guacamole tonight, y'all. Tomatoes in it. Which one of y'all
said that tomatoes in Guac is embarrassing/unethical? Why again?
Honest question, its not too late to audible.

Oh, and lemon and not lime. Difference?

So yea-

Gay uncle might be the best athlete ever.


As in, any sport, any era, ever.


Y'all realize that, right?

Nah, not definitive.

But its a serious conversation. As in, get another drink,
this conversation gonna go pretty long. There will be a final
answer (which might not be Rivera), but your meatloaf will be
cold if you don't re-make them dinner plans.

Just letting you know, because things tend to show up on
my radar faster than they do yours and I'm willing to discuss
issues, high stakes issues, with an honesty and integrity that
most of you aren't accustomed to.