>>Florimon plate appearances vs. Florimon on-base average
>x1000
>eesh ... OBA. POSITIVITY!

I thought this was a particularly devious question because there's a few ways it can go.

1. Florimon could hit and get on base better than we think and therefore get 500 plate appearances and come out on the bottom here

2. Florimon could hit and get on base better than we think and still be an offensive liability that needs to be replaced, so he'll get fewer plate appearances and win the OBA prize.

3. Florimon could hit exactly as poorly as we all think, and then there's almost no way he wont rack up enough PAs to eclipse this mark because that's really not very many PAs.

>>Morneau walks vs. all other infield walks
>morneau ... another eesh. does this include post-trade walks?

Oof. I'm not sure how to answer that. Bad stuff.