Where the shot putters and discus throwers wan a 4x100 or 4x400 relay? Man, them shits is great. The Olympics would be 42% more fun if they added a fat man relay.


Also dope: Fat men dunking or fat men with handles.

the dopest PG i've ever played w/ personally was this fat dude.
shit was bizarre as hell because he was still athletic. good vert, quick and fast enough to get where he was going...he was just fat. couldn't steal the ball off him for nothing and he wasnt shy about using his weight

and his vision? it was a regularity to see him ping people in the gut/chest w/ passes because he was always a step ahead.

As a short, quick guy, the big fat guys are frustrating cause you always think you can rip them, but never do, but I especially hate the short fat guys, cause they think they can outleverage you on D and bowl you over like they were a blocking fullback or some shit. At least the big fat guys will just try and keep you in front of them on D but usually don't do a great job doing so.

TL;DR - I hate Khalid El-Amin

maybe not as good as the specific one you're talking about, but i feel like i've played with a ton of guys like that and most of them were high school linebackers.

as a thrower, i wouldn't have been interested!

fat men dunking, hmmmm, they'd have to be tall and fat for sure. i remember a celebrity ncaa dunk contest that pitted mike powell against none other than willie roaf. powell naturally threw down some insane helicopter jam like it was the damn nba dunk contest. roaf, in this the era of shaq's youth, responded by attempting to break the backboard. he missed a pair of two handers and hung on the rim awkwardly. i bet the athletic director was thrilled watching this fat man try desperately to ruin his basket.

those dudes have hops

And last practice we had timed 400s till EVERYONE broke a 60 second 400.

that kinda ran as the "turtle" if I remember right