he can try to explain some things

but this is where he's going to have a problem

they're claiming it's premeditated because he put on his stumps

I don't think you can explain how you have enough presence of mind

to find your stumps

put them on

then find your gun

and not notice your GF isn't in bed

and it's not so much a burglar hiding in the bathroom that's the problem

it's what is a burglar doing in the bathroom

stealing your towels?

why would a burglar lock themselves in a bathroom

in a house owned by a dude without legs

if you think you're busted

you get the F outta there, right?