My wife passed me in just under a year and is defending her dissertation in a month. I'm grouchy that I'm so up for this bait, but good on you for knowing the weirdly correct buttons to push so I'll be:

a)mad
b)not so mad that I wont just stop

For your next trick, you can somehow loop an explanation of how Joe Mauer isn't on a Hall of Fame career trajectory into whatever this thread is now.