First, no one will ever do it better than Fire Joe Morgan.

Second, it's such low-hanging fruit. Line-by-line takedowns of Mitch Albom-esque drek is an internet cottage industry at this point (Deadspin w/Peter King, KSK w/Gregggg Easterbrook, the entire internet w/Simmons, etc.). And frankly, unless you're doing it with incredible panache and wit (FJM), it tends to have the lingering stink of sour grapes.

Just my opinion, as I said. I know where ya'll are coming from, believe me. I absolutely understand the impulse to spend 2000 words explaining why Woj's 1000 words are terrible.