2123257, lol these would be magical Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Thu Jan-31-13 03:01 PM
Im trying to decide whether theyd be better as stories told or written. Youre a hell of a writer and theres something to be said about a well written story. I think telling a story is a lot harder, especially when given time constraints.
I think these would be even better once you build your audience as a regular contributor on all things Philly and USC Football. Youll build a personality and a persona behind the guy who just talks about Philly and USC...and thats how stars are born.
>Also, for a 'beyond sports'-esque storytime segment, I've long >considering actually documenting on the page some of the >crazier incidents of my life particularly from the >teenage/borderline-delinquint era into vignette/short-story >form so perhaps actually doing it as a contributor would give >me the excuse to finally start doing so. > >I'm thinking of something along the lines of "Bomb's True >Beyond The Statute Of Limitations Situations" but breaking >down real warts-and-all first-person accounts of things like: > >-the night I accidentally chopped off my friend's >middle-finger while on acid my freshman year at Northeastern >U > >-the Vegas-drive-gone-horribly-wrong that landed me in a >Barstow jail then later stranded running from a coyote on the >side of The 15 in the middle of a dark desert night while >trying to find an emergency call box because my phone had been >stolen plus car broken down. > >-the morning after a party we left the gate unlocked which >resulted in a Baltimore cop shooting my roommate's beloved >dog. > >- The morning 18-Year-Old Bomb in Freudian fashion'took a shot >at the title' in a not-so-fair-one verus his beloved father >but ended up breaking his own hand in the process. > >- a walk-in-the-wrong-direction from a Bmore rowhouse party >one Halloween that led to me ending up holding court on the >corner at 2 AM outside the >then-standing-but-now-famously-demolitioned-and-documented-on-The-Wire-clothesline-covered >projects sharing beers , bumming Newports and cypher-spitting >with about 20 or so businessmen/hoppers/residents while >dressed in a Popeye-The-Sailor outfit plus having been >glitter-bombed earlier in the evening. > >-the time we attempted to break my foot and/or ankle with >increasingly ridiculous methods one Friday while out to lunch >in my junior year of high school so I could have a legit >excuse to miss my winter-track invitational in New York where >I was running three events to attend the party of the year >that weekend instead. > >-The 'Attack of the Stilettos Story' that I shared here in >abbreviated fashion a few years back. > >Anyway, that's a few examples to help give you an idea but >these would be laid out with hopefully enough humor & panache >that you don't need to actually know any of the principles >involved to maintain interest & despite sometimes being a >somewhat serious/twisted/painful situation they'd be played >primarily for laughs with a bit of time-worn wisdom looking >back. > >When a chapter is completed it could later be introduced in a >podcast as a companion segment either by the author recounting >it (leaving it open for it to include others sharing as well >but with me setting the tone so you better come strapped with >some doozies if you wanna compete) or then once we've settled >into audio-banter as things hopefully move along it could be >more like a casual conversation where co-hosts can interrupt >or ask questions for clarification or spin off a bit into >something else. > >Anyway, a lot of this spitballing might be easier done in >email form or in my long-delay summit meeting with Longo, >Ryan, etc out here in Santa Monica sometime soon so Shawn I'm >gonna inbox you my contact info now and we can go from there. > >Longo, holla at me on email, my dude. We got some shit to do.
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