And that's being generous, because we know there were some factors bigger than Brady in that one.

In fact, my mental rolodex for iconic Brady plays probably starts with a damn tuck in the snow but that's another post.

Be honest & objective with yourselves, it's been a long-ass time since dude really came through & nah, puttin up six TD's on Tebow's team last year don't count.

Outplayed by Joe Flacco in all three of their career playoff matchups.

Outplayed by Mark Sanchez in theirs.

Jake Plummer beat his ass somewhere in there too.

No rings since it really became 'his team'.

Y'all wanna talk about Peyton, talk about it.

But keep it there.

Because I don't ever wanna hear you bitches mention Joe Montana's name in regards to Tom Brady any more than I wanna hear Kobe Bryant fanboys try to front on Magic Johnson.

No......you revisionist, Lyin-Hawaian-speakin-on-what-you-never-saw-dumb-motherfuckas.

GO TO THE GAME TAPE!(c)Tracy Morgan

Magic would never miss the playoffs with three Hall of Famers alongside him.

Joe Montana would never need a Top 3 Defense to squeak out a chance for a 50-yard-field-goal kick to get his chips.

Slap yourselves out that fuckin dream.