What theeeeee fuck? He didn't give much of a fuck up until his huge contract and once he got that he officially started giving negative fucks! He was giving the equivalent of a guy falling down on his cock and actually having his shaft pushed all the way back into his body!

When he was with the Angels his training budget was surpassed and doubled up by his Krispie Kreme budget. He was outpacing BIG as the most often fucked fat dude in America. He probably started drinking in about the sixth inning. I have never seen anyone just content and fat off a contract like he did.