Also had a giraffe put its head up on the window like a crackhead with a squeegee...at first it was funny...but then dude just kept walking beside us periodically swinging it's head down.

In retrospect the drive-thru zoo is a bad idea.

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts..." -The Bard