Trying to pass him off as a poor 43-45% shooter, when 46-49% shooter is more statistically accurate(if you're really hung up on using a range).

It was dishonest, and really a poor point to try to make in the first place, because he's one of the best offensive players in the league and everybody knows that.

Don't get all sarcastic and salty now, just take the L on that part and then stick to the "lazy, reticent, egotistical, sloppy wife, shoes don't sell" BS that nobody will waste their time with.