shit was comedy though:

fred jackson look like he's out on work release from prison and keeps the whole buffalo locker room in line cuz they're all afraid he'll shank them if they step out of line

"#1 fantasy football rule - no black QBs. I don't do it."

cam newton's a fame-hogging asshole who refuses to be sorry cuz he's in it for the women & fame and knows if he wants to stay up in GQ magazine wearing them tight-ass sweaters & sunglasses he needs to put in the work

that shit had me dying.