Somebody should pitch a sketch where Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein fire off letters of protest to ESPN because they cut to SportsCenter after the Blazers win game 1 of the season instead of waiting around to watch the celebration as if they had just beat the Miami Heat in Game 7 of The Finals.

*prepares to wait in line at the new brunch spot*

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