>RG3 will be injured before week 15.

RIGHT
>
>Tannehill slightly improves.

I was wrong slightly.

>
>The meag(L)es FUCKING SUCK their way to 8-8.

L

>
>The 9ers and Seahawks regress.

I was wrong. However, Kaep put up Tebow numbers so this is half and half.

>
>The Rams make the playoffs.

L

>
>Carson Palmer serves as a bastion of dat 'privilege.

W. Privilege was on display during the first six weeks.

>
>The Ravens surprise everyone and make the playoffs.

Jury's still out but they should crawl in.

>
>The Packers don't make the playoffs.

L

>
>The Chiefs are competitive.

Gotdamn this is a W. Andy Reid was what you thought he was.

>
>Lions make the playoffs.

Jury's still out.

>
>The Jaguars win 7 games.

Gotdamn this is an L.

>
>Eli continues to state his case for best player of his era.

W, niggas. He's still the greatest.

>
>Mark Sanchez keeps his job through week 9. Geno then leads the
>Jets to a solid finish.

L on Dirty Sanchez but Geno can still lead them to a solid finish.

>
>The Pats miss the playoffs.

Gotdamn this is an L.

>
>Drew Bree's regresses by week 13.

In my defense, people were saying he regresses earlier this year.
>
>Josh Freeman loses his job by week 12.

This is a W. He lost two jobs by week 12.

>
>Texans making the playoffs.

Matt Schaub FUCKING SUCKS.

>
>Randy Moss and TO sit out the season.

W

>
>Tim Tebow starts... at fullback.

He's SO FUCKING AWFUL AND ENTITLED that he couldn't start at fullback.

>
>Tom Brady gets injured.

He was injured.

>
>Peyton Manning gets injured and Brock looks okay.

He was injured and Brock looked okay.

>
>EJ Manuel looks serviceable in the Ryan Tannehill mold.

HE BETTER than Ryan. King Thad might be better than both of them.

>
>Cam regresses again.

I don't think I meant Newton.

>
>The Steelers make the playoffs.

GOOD! The cyse worked. FUCK THE STEELERS.

>
>Matt Flynn gets exposed eventually. The Raiders finish
>strong.

Matt Flynn got cut twice. He lost out to two black QBs.

>
>Jay Cutler shows why he's an asshole.

Yup, W.

>
>Brandon Weeden FUCKING SUCKS and loses his job by week 8.

W. I told you niggas he was garbage.

>
>The Browns go 5-11.

We can win another game so this is a W.

I took the worst L with the Bengals.