Yours is better, but still.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=1899696

Amal McCaskill isn't doing much these days, but is getting paid almost a million dollars to do it.

A 6-foot-11 journeyman center who has bounced around to five NBA teams, to Europe for four years and to South America for another since 1996, McCaskill was sitting at home contemplating his future during the offseason when a call came with a deal too good to refuse: Sign a one-year contract with the Philadelphia 76ers, worth $922,000, and become a books-balancing footnote in a trade that sent Derrick Coleman to the Detroit Pistons in exchange for Corliss Williamson.

Since signing the deal on Aug. 4, McCaskill never took the court and never received a uniform with his name and number on it for either team. The Pistons, in fact, cut him on Oct. 1, before the start of training camp for the upcoming season.