i'm really mad i didn't watch that blazed. i bet it would be amazing. i'd have had to stop it ten times to ask penetrating questions, including, but not limited to:
-how'd she get stuck on that machine?
-how could van damne have been remotely hurt by any punch thrown by a mascot?
-how could they never do the mascot laughing as van damne kicked it in a gigantic, pillowed midsection?

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It's only funny till someone gets mad. Then it's hilarious.