But gotdamn, you've got one of your main eventers in a match against a half of a jobber tag team, featuring a dude wearing an afro wig for no good reason

And you've got the guy who's challenging the big streak playing football with a fucking urn for 4 minutes, then dropping it and saying "shit"

And you've also got a highly underwhelming stipulation for a match after some healthy buildup

It's almost like Vince is daring us not to order this shit

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