Elder statesman in a velvet playpen...
Deceptive weight thru bars that's way thin...
Far from laymen...skills are ancient...
Feed and feed and feed until you say when...
Or rather uncle...thought patterns are jumbles...
Smacked back to the back of the pack, Mount Mutumbo...
Who wan fi sex....Iowa Basic tests...
Quadroon oval progress complex like...
First stop Desus Mero pharoah...
Over the top of your flows rocking a barrel....
1/2 white Hot and Mild Sauce Harold's...
We break bones to marrow....random Christmas carols....
'Tis the season of beatings, believe then...
Every thought pattern golden without retrieving...
Located a quarter mile past heathen....
Your potato salad needs more seasoning...
I'm like Lawry's carrying hoes dowries....
_ _T _ D_CK!!....Sajak, I'm buying a vowel please....
Not just loud, I'm hungry....
Swallowing mikes, keyboards, laptops and assorted sundries....

What you forgot?
You need to keep a record though....
I pin you to the mat within a second with a steady flow....
Dated as a record store, Tower over opponents...
Who thought they Best Buy was a negative exponent...
So intelligent quotient...makes the recipe potent...
Put a dollop in palms and watch fingers twitch for the lotion...

Random and scattered....covered smothered and dice....
A starter pistol...nothing I've uttered is said twice....

I'm nice.