I am de amazing, incredibly, inedible, credible......


oh, shit, sorry.

I'm from Sacramento now living in Salt Lake. I write because if I didn't I'd go insane. I'm still amazed anyone that isn't me enjoys reading what I write, but hey, not gonna argue it. I chose the white tux, but fuck that silly white on white- its gotta have a black shirt and tie and pocket square man, and a black fedora wit the white band. GOTTA ACCESSORIZE.

Anyway, enough about that. On to the magic.