82310, I thought this read pretty much like
Posted by mindful, Sun Oct-11-09 11:10 AM
a Charles Dickens tale of sorts. I enjoyed it, especially here:
I kick you where the sun don't shine. I kick you where the sun don't shine. Since you live there, I'm inclined. To kick your behind all the time."
Cruel, but I decided the first time I heard it that it was funny. I have that kind of sense of humor.
I laugh as long as you're not insulting me. Shoot, if it's funny enough, I laugh even as your insulting me.
I don't care. My mama says it's because my daddy was a sun man. She says I got some of his disposition. I don't know.
I wouldn't know. I never met him. I don't even know his name.
She doesn't either (know his name, that is). According to her, he came down here on vacation one time long enough to get me started. But that was it.
I asked her,
"He came down here on vacation?"
She said, "Yea."
I screwed my face up. I remember I screwed my face up.
"Well, I guess he's got to have a sense of humor if he came down here for vacation."
*nods*
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