hey clowns and kids come in
lay down or sit or something
don't stand, man
i'm about to twist a webster, watch!

clip the sound and flip the structure
and otherwise rupture
thesaurus rex text for dumbtia.
wrecked.

extreme make
over definition edition: take
over diction and re-concoct a "idiotic"

break it down: idi
itty diddy I.D.? Eye
Dee. uh: Dear Heidi, I
think i've identified "idea"

otic is nautica water
tonic is wet and hip as well
hyp-notic formula for your
melon pop

idiotic™
the new liquid
it is solid!
take a swig to fix ur wig!
drink to think!
*ahhh*
(^ refreshed sound)