was watchin porn at the pump
while blowin my horn at this chump
who was lost in the hood
lookin foreign at his trunk
as he glanced at the spare
runnin his hands through his hair
his plans in despair
because this automobile
was his only chance to get there
while the seconds elapsed
I reckon I snapped
like you move your effin car
I beckoned him back
with single salutory digit
like this mental midget
has ruined my visit
to the service station
that's not very gentle, is it
then glancing at my wwjd bracelet
I felt shallow and tasteless
like the time I wasted
would've went a lot smoother
if the tire, I help him replace it


sorry photo, the gas prices got me trippin...$4.47 a gallon..state reps voting themselves raises, the mayors on an olympic fantasy....bottomline, the cost living has gone up, and my paychecks haven't

two fingers