i kick emcees like a soccor ball
when you go in between the poles
they say goaaal!

i write my rhymes on a yellow napkin.
and then i pretend like nothin happens.

yo, i'll make you look dumb and sad
you wish that i was your dad
so don't get mad, get glad
like the plastic bags
oh, what you mad?
you smelly like your pussy is on the rag.