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Topic subjectwhy? so we can get long, lecherous ass shots of 16 year old girls?
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737903, why? so we can get long, lecherous ass shots of 16 year old girls?
Posted by Cold Truth, Sun Feb-02-20 02:42 AM
>At this point these films have gotten that silly, why not go
>for it all.

Nope. Not even close.

Sure, they've elevated the action to a ridiculous degree, and that's part of the appeal. And yes, FF sells sex.

But Bay's juvenile proclivities go well beyond mere blowing shit up in ridiculous- and ridiculously fun- ways.

He's got a all the comedic sensibilities of Adam Sandler's crew. We'd get license plates making dick jokes, with actual steel balls hanging underneath, eventually leading to the climactic scene where the villain gets taken out by getting tea bagged with bowling full-sized testicles hanging from a monster truck, all in antiquated bullet-time with a Def Leppard song playing in the background.

Unironically, at that.

Bay would take this shit across the line from "just go with it" to "check your brain at the door".