my daughter wants to see this shit

In the interest of fairness, I'm open to hearing your rationale for why I should get taxed if I get stuck having to endure this fuckery.

On the surface though? I gotta say, you just come across as a sadist, on some "I shit on your head, now thank me for the hat" steeze.

Have a heart. It's Christmas, and there's a very real chance I'm going to get stuck seeing this in the theater.