The music was fucking AWFUL. Imagine it's the music teenagers listen to at a mall that they don't remember fondly later in life. Way too loud and plays way to long. Imagine if Steven Soderberg was only given a promotional CD of songs feature autotune.

Kristen Stewart is GOOD. She's a hot lady who can play goofy. When she had to make a scene so security would see her on the monitors she chose to just do a stupid dance and make monkey noises - that's when she won me over.

EVERYTHING else is completely predictable - but for light entertainment I thought it was fine.

I wanted to like this more.