First Class was a great reboot.

Both Days of Future Past and Age of Apocalypse were lazy cash grabs.

Each was worthy of an entire trilogy, unwisely condensed into a single film.

I said this was garbage when it was announced, and that opinion hasn't changed.

This thing is going to be a tire fire worse than the Bay Transformer's movies, which at least managed to stoke a certain masochistic curiosity due to Bay's low IQ, low-common-denominator sensibilities growing dumber and more absurd with each film.

This won't even have that going for it, because pouring a gallon of movie into an 8 ounce glass can't possibly generate the sort of incredulous "are you fucking kidding me? who writes this shit?" moments we got from giant robot nutts, a wise-cracking, ball breaking kung fu master android butler, or a transforming robot truck mounting a surly robot dinosaur and charging through China.