Luke is chilling out on Jedi Island while his
friend and billions other die.

Solo is a dead beat dad. His kid turned evil,
and he started hauling space elephants.

The princess seems like she's on so much
Prozac she doesn't know what planet she's
on. "Bring our son home" bitch, mount up let's
go. Not due why we waited 10-15 years, but
you're privelaged ass is coming with.

WTF???

This is what y'all waited 30 years for??

This sh!t was a dumbed down, rushed,
popcorn fueled reboot.

And on top of that, our heroes from the old
days each look more cowardly and b!tch
made than the last.

Faced down Vader, but scared of big eared
dude from Girls???? WTF??

Solo's death meant nothing. Not just because
it was ridiculously predictable, but the Solo
character wasn't even like able let alone
recognizable.

Jesus the bar was low for this movie.

And in the same year Creed came through
and crushed the buildings.

What a sh!t show.