Nobody knows who fucked who, when, and had what kids

Some of them have magic, and some don't

Some are just mad, at the people who have magic,
because they don't like their daddy, or because
their daddy was nicer to their other kids, didn't
come to their tournaments

And there's a government, that is corrupt, an a resistance,
and people searching for justice and truth and Barack
Obama

And then there's a very tall CGI person who is ugly and mad
for some reason that we've already been exposed to thousands
of times in other stories

And then there will be 27 coming of age stories in here

And then there is old wise man who is a tragic hero for some
reason and decided to go chill somewhere quiet and drink
woodroot tonic


It's not mythology.

Its stupid.

Too many of us were raised by Star Wars to admit it.

It hurts us inside to admit it, because by hating it, we
are hating a part of ourselves.

But it's shitty.

Cool movie.



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O_E: "Acts like an asshole and posts with imperial disdain"




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