disney land with dinosaurs run by people who are super stupid and make super stipid decisions (didn't even clean up the mess from the last iteration when a whole bunch of people got killed)

electronics that magically work after sitting for 20 years

people who aren't characters as much as they are types (the career-focus woman who is totally disconnected from her family but then suddenly becomes wonderwoman....in heels the whole time)

cool motorcycle navy guy who is too cool for school saves everybody while bantering his way through life

magic one-with-nature black dude knows the dinosaurs...just less than cool motorcycle guy. luckily he doesn't die

evil guy who doesn't respect the dinosaurs just wants to turn them into weapons plots and schemes

two kids (angsty teenager, and nerdy-withdrawn little brother) serve as POV characters for child viewers

people randomly get eaten by dinosaurs in fun and creative new ways

pretty cartoony to me