I know it's DA GOD and all that, but aside from a couple of dope moments it just felt like a lot of noise to me. Even once my eyes stopped bleeding and adjusted to the Howard Porter art, I couldn't get into it. Actually the art was better than I remembered – it helped that Icon kinda had me primed for some throwbacky superhero action. But it hurt that Icon was A++++ material and this was just ok.

People who hated on Final Crisis are wrong, but most of their criticisms apply just fine to World War 3.