My wife and I went to a weekday matinee of the first Pirates movie. This was in Lexington, KY.

It was a pretty empty theater as this was near the end of its run - there were maybe 10-15 people total. About 10 minutes into the movie, we hear snoring a few rows behind us. No big deal, we just move to another section so we can't hear him anymore.

Then halfway through the movie, we hear a different sound... at first I thought someone was slowly pouring out a soda on the floor, but nope - the sound of a dude pissing is pretty unmistakable.

This guy was standing up in the middle of a row just pissing on the floor. We were so glad we had moved, otherwise the stream of piss would have been heading right for our feet.

The dude sat back down and fell back asleep. We saw someone else get up and leave, presumably to get a manager. The guy wasn't there when the movie ended, but we don't know if was escorted out (quietly) or woke up and left on his own.

On our way out, there was an employee giving out ticket vouchers for everyone in our theater as an apology (even though it wasn't the theater's fault). And we saw a cop car outside the theater, but didn't see the dude anywhere.