What have you witnessed in a theater?

This past weekend some dude too drunk to make any decisions was essentially raped by his date. She let the theater know he went out with her as a dare and he would never sleep with her (she then proceeded to yell out how much Nottingham High School sucked). She was promptly arrested.

But...

I've witnessed some shit go down in a theater during a movie:

Major drug deals

Pistol whipping

Money exchanges

Fights

Trading off children (still not sure what I and others witnessed that night)