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683627, Cowabungled! This was a lazy, irritating mess of tired cliches.
Posted by Cold Truth, Fri Aug-08-14 08:39 PM
Everything around them was fucking awful.
Cheesy, Thin (Crust? HA! GET IT?) Plot? CHECK!
Unbelievably dumb Master Plan by the Generic Tech Tycoon Villain? CHECK!!!
Unnecessarily Irritating Sidekick Who Exists For No Reason? CHECK!!!
Unnecessary Shot Of Megan Fox's Ass? CHECK!!!
Idiotic Origin That Makes No Sense Even Under Summer Popcorn Rules? CHECK!!!
Overly Long, Tedious, And Boring Penultimate Chase Scene? CHECK!
The turtles were entertaining. I liked the look of them. I enjoyed the Turtles and didn't mind April. Splinter got his Yoda on. I was satisfied with those things.
Everything else was just so fucking bland, boring, or flat out awful.
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