The action is Liebesman-y. Looks fine, diverting enough, unmemorable.

The jokes never really hit. Michelangelo hits on Megan Fox, but that's not half as creepy as Will Arnett hitting on Megan Fox.

Fox is really terrible, btw. Worse than ever. She's out of her comfort zone here. And her face is looking overly made up and mighty stiff, so her expressiveness is... non-existent.

Still, it's short. There are one or two fun moments. The music is good. William Fichtner hams it up for his few scenes. Whoopi rolls into two scenes to do nothing and collect a check.