The Good:

-The Turtles are exactly how they should be except for their look. They still look like they came from the mind of a schizophrenic.

-The fights are fucking ill son. Except for the last one with Shredder on the rooftop. That veered of into Transformers 4 territory with how long and repetitive they got. Also, too much slow motion.

-Shit, I didn't even the mind the unnecessarily complex and jiggered retelling of their origins.

The Bad:

-Everything else

-The fucking plot.

-The mountain scene in general asks you to be that stupid to believe that Mount fucking Everest is 2 miles away from the city.

-Who the fuck is Shredder and why is he so fucking big?!

-Megan Fox improved as an actress. She is still fucking awful.

-Longest Pizza Hut commercial with a description of their new pizza given by Master Splinter as torture/integration .

-William Finchter's character should be titled Exposition Man.

-Will Arnet has nothing to do.

If you take little kids, they'll love it. Us adults won't mind it.

But why do that when you can both enjoy Guardians of the Galaxy?