i get why they're doing it. nobody's gonna pay to watch a movie of guys in turtle costumes in 2014, but i actually prefer it. feels realer, makes the fight scenes better. some of the nunchuck play in the originals was downright inspirational, and it's stuff you can actually learn to do. the showcasing of martial arts weapons is one of the strongest things the turtles franchise has going for it. cgi-- specifically cgi in the hands of michael bay-- is gonna turn all that into video game silliness. transformers with turtles. i'm confident this movie will be terrible.

and will be first in line. *sigh*