guess I should've heeded all those bad reviews, this was pretty mediocre even with 0 expectations going in. All the "good" jokes were in the trailer, the rest of the humor was strangely off-kilter, even though there was potential for some good fish-out-of-water hijinks. I guess Thor stole all of those last year.
It just seems Burton and Depp made this movie "because they could"; despite all the stuff about them loving the OG material I never felt much passion. Some good cinematography and I did like the prologue somewhat, but the whole thing was odd. Like a slowly-paced rush job, with plotholes to boot.