Look, montages are great for say, showing a boxer become an even better boxer. Or a rag tag group of misfits prepare for a softball tournament. Or perhaps even a couple, falling in love. Like, they're okay if you're getting good at ONE thing. ONE.

This fool became an expert in hypnosis, acrobatics, mixed martial arts, magic tricks and fabric trickery, all in under 3 minutes. Now come on.