>One time the Comcast guy came to my house and got stung by
>yellowjackets. He was highly allergic and I was worried he'd
>die before he got to the drug store to get whatever people
>that are allergic to stings need to not die. Anything to get
>out of work, with those guys!

I really thought you were about to say you were worried that he'd die before he had a chance to fix your cable! that would have been classic.