This was really a great but short-lived sketch comedy show. My favorite sketchs include the fudge packer who works at the chocolate factory, captain clean, and the midget wrangler. I was actually looking for a torrent of the series but it turns out that Andy Dick has every single sketch from the show on his site!

http://andydick.com/video.html

fuck I loved that show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9FndjWo-Jc

LMAO, they need to release this on DVD

shit was CLASSIC

when Colin doesn't understand the challenge and starts doing that auctioneer shit, I nearly pissed down my leg

and they have to try to ritz it up for them. I remember motherfuckers were blowing bubbles in his shitty bath to simulate a hot tub, LMAO.

even after his girlfriend throws shit into the tub and leaves

or how about when he cuts tattoo girl for being last to his bedroom during wake-up (and she LET somebody go in front of her)? lol

the camping trip! or when he pulls those fucking curtains down, lmao

I heard he actually fucked the hot brunette and cute blond that got kicked off early after the show was over

holy fuck I have to watch this again tonight

*DRAMATIC MUSIC*
WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!! DON'T TOUCH HER BUTT!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPHcaTAvwFQ&feature=related

AHHHHH I'M LAUGHING SO HARD. I'M NOT GETTING IN THAT...TOXIC SOUP!!

and when he walks down the stairs and says, "It's elimination time bitches" and start laughing. I wish every reality show threw someone off within the first five minutes or so. That was great.

just hanging out? snip snip snip!

Do you consider me to be an A list celebrity?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EymSIFfe4C4&feature=related

best finale ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAXErdpktAU&NR=1

Note how rough he has to be to get that corny medallion on Melissa. And the trumpets....LMAO

YAAYYY YOU WON BUT YOU STILL WORK FOR ME!

yeah, all those episodes are on Andy's site too.

http://andydick.com/video.html

> I
>was actually looking for a torrent of the series but it turns
>out that Andy Dick has every single sketch from the show on
>his site!

good look....

I was trying to find some clips on youtube a few months ago but there wasnt much. im gonna check out his site....

Yeah, he's a complete fucking train wreck, but I find him endlessly entertaining, both as a comic actor and as a general celebrity weirdo. Both his sketch show and "The Assistant" were pretty great.

His best sketch of that show IMO was the very first one, the E! True Hollywood story parody about Dick himself, titled, "The Little Angel Clown Who...That Cries."

me and my sister would watch the assistant and literally roll on the floor laughing so damn hard. like im looking at the youtubes right now and still fucking dying.

for drinking

It was a very funny, very-cocaine fueled show.
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<=== Yes, that really happened

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3rUt5ed3o8

L...M.....A....O

i still say "That's a wet one" to this day

this guy has a goatee......did my cellphone give him a goatee???!!!

I can't choose favorites anymore

http://andydick.com/andy_dick_show/adick_show_01_01_04.html

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and then there's like a cross...

#2: always throw away BAD ejaculate

me and my brothers still quote that shit.

I just found out Andy Dick isn't real. He's just a character that was originally called The Wistful Boot Black

http://andydick.com/andy_dick_show/adick_show_01_08_04.html

almost like real people...

coochie. And this time you gotta let the old man watch!

I love you dad...

LMAO

1) Berman, Andy's assistant
2) Cedar Creek Whores
3) Andy's mom
4) Tuesdays with Anus
5) Dave Grohl party

hang out, and catch up over a....over a couple of whores.

Andy's delivery there makes me crack the fuck up!