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422903, you make the movie: Vampire Parliament
Posted by Binlahab, Tue Dec-23-08 11:50 AM
mankind has been attacked by some alien virus resulting in ppl needing to feast on their fellow humans blood to survive.

the few non vampires left go deep underground, while those who have been turned (lets say vamp blood isnt as fulfilling) have to go to incredible lengths to find those w/ clean blood to eat

one brave old vampire who remembers what its like to be normal finds an orphaned regular human & takes her (has to be a her so she can grow up into a STACKED adult vampire hunter, my fellow nerds can feel me on this)

one day young girl is chilling when her adult benefactor busts in...OH NO! Vamp Society has found her out! SHE MUST RUN! he sacrifices himself to give her some time (her own....PERSONAL! vampire jesus! someone to be her friend! someone who cares!)
...& she runs! RUNS FAR AWAY!

and results in killing her 1st vamp

& she realizes...she likes it. and is good @ it

& realizes what she must do

DESTROY VAMPIRE PARLIAMENT!!!

OE, TELL me u wouldnt go see that, dog! ACT LIKE U WOULDNT BE THERE FOR THAT SHIT!


<----- come 1/109 this is how im doing GD
422906, RE: you make the movie: Vampire Parliament
Posted by MfDash, Tue Dec-23-08 11:54 AM
im there..just dont write the book first
422983, We need to cast everybody
Posted by BigReg, Tue Dec-23-08 02:46 PM
Young Girl: The little bumble bee bitch:
http://tinyurl.com/59pnu2

Adult Vampire Killer: this asshole
http://tinyurl.com/94elmq

Jesus Vampire Savior: out of respect to the post that started this, http://tinyurl.com/7uch6o

Lord of the vampires: This asshole:
http://tinyurl.com/9vxc75

Prince of the Vampires who's trying to kill his father and become lord: This guy
http://tinyurl.com/8d8qva

Princess Vampire who makes friend with page, play heavy with a possible lesbian angle: Who else but this bitch:
http://tinyurl.com/6dlxrb


422989, my only complaint is w/ the grown up chick vampire huntress
Posted by Binlahab, Tue Dec-23-08 02:59 PM
that girl u posted is not remotely top heavy enough


<----- come 1/109 this is how im doing GD
422990, I thought you said 'stacked'
Posted by buckshot defunct, Tue Dec-23-08 03:00 PM


422991, Can't have Will in no supporting role dying 1/3 the way through
Posted by buckshot defunct, Tue Dec-23-08 03:01 PM
Either re-cast the part or re-write the movie, and re-title it 'Vampire Jesus'
423049, nah, that'll clash with "Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter"
Posted by Nopayne, Tue Dec-23-08 08:00 PM
getting sued by an Indie isn't a good look.

Fuck your sig.
423111, i ddin't know about this until fox
Posted by crow, Wed Dec-24-08 10:08 AM
megan fox is in it ill watch anything
423004, Common would make a good vampire, Pharrell would make a good mad scientist.
Posted by kevgalaxy, Tue Dec-23-08 04:06 PM
*nods*
423024, common has shown me negative acting skills.
Posted by Binlahab, Tue Dec-23-08 05:49 PM
& unless pharrel is acting like a rapper...which he sucks @ he couldn't be in this film either


<----- come 1/109 this is how im doing GD
423131, but vampires hate THE LIGHT.
Posted by FortifiedLive, Wed Dec-24-08 11:57 AM
423416, i just got this. nm
Posted by Binlahab, Fri Dec-26-08 05:22 PM

<----- chilling at the crib, playing a lil halo
423005, Jessica Biel as the stacked hunter.
Posted by JFrost1117, Tue Dec-23-08 04:07 PM
423025, or the pinktoe from mad men. nm
Posted by Binlahab, Tue Dec-23-08 05:49 PM

<----- come 1/109 this is how im doing GD
423041, ^^^^^^^^^^^
Posted by BrooklynWHAT, Tue Dec-23-08 07:29 PM
423412, Never seen her, but as long as she's sweaty from vampire murder
Posted by JFrost1117, Fri Dec-26-08 04:40 PM
I'm game.
423417, oh really? get familiar:
Posted by Binlahab, Fri Dec-26-08 05:24 PM
http://www.under-ice.com/journal/christina_hendricks.jpg


<----- chilling at the crib, playing a lil halo
423765, she'd make a better stacked vampire. Padma for hunter.
Posted by magilla vanilla, Sun Dec-28-08 05:55 PM
423419, what about Kat Dennings from 40 yr old virgin
Posted by Zion3Lion, Fri Dec-26-08 06:09 PM
she's got some jammers on her
423414, rent Blade 3. or don't actually. lol
Posted by DawgEatah, Fri Dec-26-08 04:43 PM

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423645, I have it.
Posted by JFrost1117, Sat Dec-27-08 05:56 PM
The world needs more sweaty, sexy Jessica Biel.
423026, Is there any way to actually work Parliament into this film?
Posted by buckshot defunct, Tue Dec-23-08 05:53 PM
Maybe the vampires could all run around in diapers? Or travel by way of spaceship?

I just don't want audiences to feel misled.
423050, how bout this...
Posted by xbenzive, Tue Dec-23-08 08:33 PM

In the movie, George Clinton was actually the head of the of some Government Parliament, or the Vampire headquarters was in some sort of Parliament, say...England?

:)

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Quit trying to be somebody’s boss and be a leader © Brother Ali
423027, underworld: origins????
Posted by walihorse, Tue Dec-23-08 05:56 PM
423051, who would direct?
Posted by xbenzive, Tue Dec-23-08 08:35 PM

We should have some sort of artsy director. I nominate Park Chan-wook for this.

:)

we pray for dollars and we work for change © Slug of Atmosphere

Quit trying to be somebody’s boss and be a leader © Brother Ali
423117, Paul Anderson
Posted by BigReg, Wed Dec-24-08 10:28 AM
Either the Magnolia/Boogie Nights one, or the Event Horizon/Aliens Vs Predator one
423138, damn that...spike lee. nm
Posted by Binlahab, Wed Dec-24-08 02:00 PM

<----- come 1/109 this is how im doing GD
423231, As long as the Vampires don't twinkle.
Posted by DawgEatah, Thu Dec-25-08 12:19 PM

http://fuck-your.blogspot.com (MUSIC)
http://eatmybigfat.blogspot.com (FOOD)
http://www.myspace.com/insightclopediabrown
http://www.myspace.com/dumhi
http://www.youtube.com/group/okayplayer
http://www.last.fm/user/Dawgeatah
423235, lol
Posted by crow, Thu Dec-25-08 01:07 PM
423634, Busta would make a bomb werewolf.
Posted by kevgalaxy, Sat Dec-27-08 05:08 PM
423703, Preferably skinny Busta with dreads
Posted by KneelB4Me, Sun Dec-28-08 01:25 AM
I'd like to see as little of Aftermath-issued-roided-up Busta as possible.



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423767, That huge neck always gets me.
Posted by kevgalaxy, Sun Dec-28-08 06:07 PM
423766, Tracy Morgan as Vampire Prime Minister
Posted by magilla vanilla, Sun Dec-28-08 05:55 PM