387055, Blade Trinity is the only movie I've ever walked out of
Posted by Jayson Willyams, Fri Jul-18-08 01:10 PM
It wasn't even laughably terrible; it was just insultingly bad.
That said, the third Matrix looked so bad I refused to see it, and I have no problem believing it was as shitty as Blade Trinity.
On a subjective, popcorn-movie-with-sick-effects-that-makes-you-think-a-bit scale:
Matrix - 10
Matrix 2 - 6 (the mushrooms gave everyone's faces a greenish glow, and made it seem like they had crazy-ass worms crawling under the skin. Also, they had me convinced that I understood the plotline completely...)
Matrix III - never saw it, but a preemptive hate score of 2.
Blade - 7
Blade II - 8.5
Blade III - 1
The winner: Peter Jackson's "Meet the Feebles" shits on all 6 of these movies, at once.
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