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385047, Max Payne
Posted by PantherX20, Thu Jul-10-08 07:48 PM
HD Trailer

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385054, Mark Wahlberg is a good choice for Max Payne....
Posted by rorschach, Thu Jul-10-08 08:28 PM
It looks interesting enough for me to go see it. Visually, Max Payne looks like Sin City, Wanted and Fight Club rolled up into one.
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385061, it looks like it should
Posted by HighVoltage, Thu Jul-10-08 09:05 PM
we'll see if its good... but i can see it being better than most videogame adaptions considering the strength of the story alone.
385069, I wonder if they'll work bullet time in without it being lame?
Posted by Nopayne, Thu Jul-10-08 09:43 PM

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398129, You mean slow motion?
Posted by Warp and Woof, Thu Aug-28-08 07:57 PM
It'll be just like Wanted! Yay!
409038, they used it like... twice. no double 45s at all
Posted by jetblack, Mon Oct-20-08 11:00 AM
how can you not have the double 45s?

if you gonna bite john woo..take everything. smh
385071, ok, the trailer inpressed me
Posted by dunk, Thu Jul-10-08 09:48 PM
the Max Payne hate has simmered a bit but i'm still a little bit weary about it. I just want them to do the story justice.
385079, Looks good.
Posted by SoulHonky, Thu Jul-10-08 10:50 PM
I agree it's the easiest game to adapt. They just need to not fuck it up.
385634, Good to see Marlo getting some work
Posted by BlakGirlSoul, Sun Jul-13-08 05:53 PM
399563, same shit i thought... figured that scar would be a wrap for him acting wise
Posted by BillGates, Fri Sep-05-08 02:19 AM
on some if you get another gig it'll be another souless villain
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409033, he's on Heroes too
Posted by jetblack, Mon Oct-20-08 10:56 AM
398114, What's with all the goth shit?
Posted by SoulHonky, Thu Aug-28-08 07:02 PM
Am I forgetting part of the game? Where did all of the valkyries come from?

http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/max-payne/trailer

This makes me nervous. I was hoping for just a kick ass cop seeking vengeance movie but this dungeons and dragons stuff has me wondering if they didn't screw it up.
398131, Yeah I didn't get that either
Posted by Warp and Woof, Thu Aug-28-08 07:59 PM
Unless they're showing dream sequences in the trailer, but that would be weird as well.

Oh well, an angry Wahlberg and some explosions will probably be enough for two hours of moderate fun.
398154, maybe its a replacement for the
Posted by crow, Thu Aug-28-08 10:27 PM
dream sequences...it'd be madd weird if he walked on random blood lines and babies squealing everywhere
398162, wasn't there a board in the game in some devil type shit?
Posted by southphillyman, Thu Aug-28-08 11:15 PM
398163, One of the guys was a devil worshipper but...
Posted by SoulHonky, Thu Aug-28-08 11:19 PM
It wasn't like there were dragons flying around.

Hopefully it's just a dream sequence or a drug induced thing. Although, that's a pretty misleading trailer if it's just a dream sequence.
398168, its too prominent in the trailer to be a dream sequence
Posted by HighVoltage, Thu Aug-28-08 11:54 PM
and from i can tell, this doesnt follow the story in any of the games despite the background on Max with his family being murdered.

so in that regard, im disappointed, yet visually, it looks very good and im still amped to see it.
398186, its the angel of death and yes it is valkryie drug induced
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Fri Aug-29-08 08:02 AM
but it looks like they did make some of their own personal spin on the whole dream sequence thing.


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398187, Looks better then I expected
Posted by BigReg, Fri Aug-29-08 08:04 AM
I remember the heavy snow and that red billboard from the game. Seemed they got the tone down perfectly.

The angel/demons are rumored to be hallucinations of that drug the dealers were pushing in the game Valkyr(apparently in the voiceovers they said you see valkeries on it). Funny enough tho, they looked cool enough that off the trailer alone I wouldn't mind if they made it MaxPayne=Constantine Edition, lol.

But very cool looking movie, id be interested even if I didn't know anything about the game.
399151, I still can't believe that's Mila Kunis
Posted by SoulHonky, Wed Sep-03-08 02:30 AM
Playing Mona Sax.
399869, I still can't believe that trailer wasn't a sequel to Constantine
Posted by jigga, Sun Sep-07-08 11:20 AM
That being said, it still looks aiiight.
404949, Ugh. Its PG-13.
Posted by rorschach, Sun Sep-28-08 04:12 PM
I just saw the trailer five minutes ago and they said PG-13. That's Strike 2 for me. I'm starting to think that this is not going to be as good as I hoped.
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408337, Worst Movie of the Year
Posted by SoulHonky, Fri Oct-17-08 04:24 AM
I didn't think anyone could outdo Fool's Gold but this film did.

Worst Director
Worst Screenplay
Worst Score

Wahlberg almost eclipses his ridiculous performance in The Happening. Honestly, maybe he did because at least that was funny to watch.

Some of the early locations look like the video game and the new Bond girl is sexy as fuck in her small role but other than that this movie is horrible.
409889, RE: Worst Movie of the Year
Posted by TekzillaOhioSt, Thu Oct-23-08 09:45 PM
agreed.
altho i think mark wahlberg as max payne was the only thing that i liked about the flick

walked out with like 20 minutes left. couldnt take it.
408424, PG13! WTF?
Posted by KnowOne, Fri Oct-17-08 11:17 AM
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408475, i will not be tricked into seeing this movie. i will not be tricked into seeing this movie
Posted by araQual, Fri Oct-17-08 01:02 PM
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408514, ohh yeah i remember when this movie was call Constantine
Posted by walihorse, Fri Oct-17-08 02:21 PM
408551, thats kinda the problem.... because Max Payne is nothing like that
Posted by HighVoltage, Fri Oct-17-08 04:20 PM
im talking about the game.

where the fuck does this John Moore guy get off putting winged creatures into Max Payne?
408592, Well, it KIND of makes sense (but it's still lame)
Posted by SoulHonky, Fri Oct-17-08 06:58 PM
The Valkyries are hallucinations people have when on the drug. The movie isn't anything like Constantine with actual angels and demons. That being said, it's still stupid and adds nothing to the film.

They had a simple and effective revenge noir and fucked it up so they could add some more interesting CGI is basically what happened.
408646, yeah, i saw it tonight
Posted by HighVoltage, Sat Oct-18-08 02:58 AM
it wasnt THAT bad, but the Valkyries were completely unnecessary.

still, when the game is praised for an excellent story, its frustrating that Hollywood NEVER does a straight adaptation, and instead thinks they can make a better story using the same characters (and never succeeds)
409138, neither them, NOR the audience learn
Posted by araQual, Mon Oct-20-08 03:41 PM
cos ppl still go to see and pay MONEY for this shyte.

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408664, must suck to go from working on a masterpiece with a genius to this
Posted by Basaglia, Sat Oct-18-08 10:46 AM
that flick was so bad...so bad.
409296, you're right, his parts have been garbage since The Departed
Posted by soundsop, Tue Oct-21-08 01:00 PM
408710, I LOVE the game series, so if they muff this up there will be hell
Posted by Adwhizz, Sat Oct-18-08 02:26 PM
to pay!
408738, this movie was bad, truly truly awful.
Posted by brakkston, Sat Oct-18-08 07:11 PM
no effort put into the script..

terribad acting.

just a really really really bad movie.
408751, this movie
Posted by GQ, Sat Oct-18-08 09:26 PM
S-U-C-K-E-D.........don't invest no time OR money in dis shit..........
408764, near the end of the movie, during a quiet part, someone in the audience
Posted by HighVoltage, Sat Oct-18-08 11:10 PM
loudly said "this is the dumbest fucking movie i've ever seen"
408772, weakest movie to come out in a while....
Posted by da_illest_one, Sun Oct-19-08 12:07 AM
2 hours of my life I could have spent doing something else...
shit was weak as hell, Lt. Ludacris, dry ass dialogue and lame action scenes, I fell asleep out of boredom trying to follow a simple story of a drug that causes hallucinations...
409035, yeah i heard some "what the fuck is this?"
Posted by jetblack, Mon Oct-20-08 10:57 AM
408787, damn, ya'll are really making me not wanna see this.
Posted by im_freshhh, Sun Oct-19-08 04:54 AM
i was supposed to go tomorrow. errr, i guess it would be later today.
but all this talk about it having little to nothin to do with the game is devastating.
& the bad acting to top it off.
i aint tryin to waste the money on a whack movie yo.
408840, ^^^ Saved me $10
Posted by PantherX20, Sun Oct-19-08 04:31 PM
thanks okayplayer.
408851, I thought this would be garbage, sounds like it is
Posted by Grand_Royal, Sun Oct-19-08 05:37 PM

catch a swollen heart, from not rollin' smart
408876, i refuse to be fooled. max payne was a good game with a shitty story.
Posted by PlanetInfinite, Sun Oct-19-08 07:02 PM
it went from a revenge noir action game to a conspiracy theory, horror thriller with bullet time.

some games just won't translate to film at all.

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408898, This movie is garbage.. I didn't even get to 30 minutes...
Posted by BarTek, Sun Oct-19-08 09:28 PM

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408926, RE: Max Payne=Worst Movie Of The Year
Posted by Luke Cage, Sun Oct-19-08 11:27 PM
Damn that shit sucked. It had no redeeming quality at all. Well maybe the hot Russian chick but other than that a total waste of an hour and 45 minutes.
408972, thank god for that SNL skit
Posted by jambone, Mon Oct-20-08 07:25 AM
because the memory of that skit was the only thing that kept me entertained during this sh*tbag of a movie, while seeing Mark Walberg throughout the movie.

and Ludacris? horrible actor.

only highlight of the movie, was that fine ass chick who gonna be in that next James Bond movie. b*tch was smoking hot.

this movie was garbage.straight garbage.
409037, luda did alright. he's improving
Posted by jetblack, Mon Oct-20-08 10:58 AM
409041, no, he was horrible.
Posted by jambone, Mon Oct-20-08 11:07 AM
he did what most bad/inexperienced actors do, forcefully try to act and it showed.
409098, yup.. none of his role was believable at all...
Posted by BarTek, Mon Oct-20-08 01:23 PM

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409032, *stumbles in room high, screaming* BB!
Posted by jetblack, Mon Oct-20-08 10:55 AM
409119, TOP 5 WORST MOVIE for me!
Posted by Bigmell, Mon Oct-20-08 02:12 PM
409175, Horrible Movie
Posted by HeadNodda, Mon Oct-20-08 07:08 PM
his movie was horrible, i never played the game, the movie started off decent, your like ok this guy is out for revenge, they should of just dealt with that, i too wonder why Luda was cast, and thinking "did this guy spend anytime with actual detectives?"

they should revist this franchise, make a it a prequel and focus on him hunting down the wife's killer, that was far more interesting then this drug dealer/pharma consipracy.
409350, welp I'm gonna bootleg download this one
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409612, 2 Questions for everyone saying it was horrible
Posted by amplifya, Wed Oct-22-08 09:27 PM
1. Why did you see it?

2. Did you play the game?


I've never played the game, but the trailer looked so cool to me it makes me want to see it.
409617, RE: 2 Questions for everyone saying it was horrible
Posted by SoulHonky, Wed Oct-22-08 10:09 PM
I played the game and it's a basic revenge story so I thought they couldn't fuck it up that bad. I was hoping for one of those trashy action movies that are entertaining but that critics don't usually like.

Instead the film is just horrible. Basic story points are botched. The action scenes were laughable. Just watching someone play the game would be more interesting. Take away Olga Kurylenko's small role in the beginning and it's unwatchable.

I went in not expecting much and thinking at best it would be Four Brothers and at worst it would be Shooter but ended up sitting through the worst film of the year.
409618, Would it be any more likeable if I have no idea what the game
Posted by amplifya, Wed Oct-22-08 10:10 PM
is like?
409624, It's not a good movie. Don't go see it.
Posted by SoulHonky, Wed Oct-22-08 10:33 PM
If you haven't played the game, it's still a bad movie.

Unless you like every action film simply because guns are fired, there are pretty girls, and people utter emotionless lines every other scene, you probably won't like it.

At best, it's a rental although I wouldn't even recommend renting it.
409678, didn't know anything about the game....and the movie sucked....
Posted by jambone, Thu Oct-23-08 07:20 AM
only good part was the hot ass chick who is gonna be in the next James Bond movie.

and of course Mila.

the story sucked, didn't make sense at all. Walberg is horrendous.
409709, RE: didn't know anything about the game....and the movie sucked....
Posted by Luke Cage, Thu Oct-23-08 11:51 AM
That chick that is gonna be in the next bond movie was fire! She needed more camera time. Maybe that would have made it not suck so much. Naah now that I think about it nothing could have saved this shitty movie.
409708, RE: 2 Questions for everyone saying it was horrible
Posted by Luke Cage, Thu Oct-23-08 11:50 AM
I never played the game but from the ads that I saw I thought it would at least be somewhat entertaining. It LOOKS like it could be good. God was I wrong.
409713, My girl said she was gonna go see it. Saw the trailer look'd dope
Posted by Bigmell, Thu Oct-23-08 12:34 PM
I played the game as well. but never owned it.
416112, RE: Not great
Posted by maternalbliss, Sat Nov-22-08 11:05 AM
but not the worst film of the year....C'mon.
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W., I actually fell asleep during W, which was boring as shit.
Roscoe Jenkins, Horrible
Did anyone see First Sunday or Untraceable? I did not but I am quite sure MP, is better than them.

MP has a good premise but lacked really good action scenes (like wanted) but it was O.K. Yeah it could have been better but worst film of 2008, Naw.

416143, was it worse than hitman? this is for fans of both games.
Posted by Clark Kent, Sat Nov-22-08 02:52 PM
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416520, Both failed to capture what made the games work.
Posted by Warp and Woof, Mon Nov-24-08 06:07 PM
Hitman turned into some action shoot 'em up (where the original game actually rewards you for choosing silent methods over guns), Max Payne was just a humorless pseudo-horror shitfest that had nothing to do with the game.